Chocolate Caramel Toffee Crunch Bars

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To make these easy, delicious, not even remotely healthy,
amazingly addicting treats that everyone will love,
you’ll need:

1 sleeve of Saltine crackers

1 stick of butter

1/2 cup of brown sugar, packed

1 1/2 bags of chocolate chips

1 bag of toffee chips (I used Heath)

Here’s what you do:

preheat your oven to 400 degrees

grease a cookie sheet with butter

lay the Saltines in rows so as to completely cover the bottom of the cookie sheet

bring the butter and brown sugar to a boil, immediately turn down heat and stir until mixed

pour the butter/sugar mixture over the Saltines, spreading evenly with a spatula or spoon

bake in the 400 degree oven for 8 minutes

as soon as you take it out, sprinkle a bag and a half of chocolate chips evenly over the whole thing

wait a few minutes

spread the now melted chocolate all over the caramel and crackers smoothly

sprinkle the bag of Heath toffee chips over the top of the chocolate (you could use crushed nuts instead if you wanted)

let cool in the refrigerator until the chocolate is hard

cut with a knife into desired sizes and shapes or just break into crunchable sizes

enjoy!

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a 4th of July treat: Banana S’mores

a picture recipe:

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enjoy

and Happy 4th of July!

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brownies with a twist

After our inaugural dinner last night (our first one since returning home from our RV trip), I made brownies. Never one to follow the status quo, I spiced things up a little bit.

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Did you know that flaxseed meal can be used as a replacement for up to 1/4 cup of oil in baking? I just used three times as much flaxseed meal as oil that the recipe called for. (You can also use 1 Tablespoon of flaxseed meal and 3 Tablespoons of water to replace an egg in a recipe, provided you are not already using it to replace oil.)

I added flaxseed meal, flaxseeds (both in the mix and sprinkled on top of the brownies), a bit of protein powder and a healthy dollop of peanut butter and then baked as normal. Delicious!

Tomorrow, I’ll tell you about visiting out goat milking friends. Tonight I’m a little busy finishing up Houston photos, following pregnant Kitty around like a hawk to try to make sure I catch when she goes into labor, eating leftover brownies and snuggling with some of my loves in bed.

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double flax chocolate chip cookies

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Difficulty level: easy

Nutritious value: debatable, depending on the type of cookie recipe you use, but at least the flax adds lignans*, antioxidants, omega 3 and 6 fatty acids and fiber

*cancer fighting and cholesterol reducing

Taste: fabulous

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To make: Prepare your favorite cookie dough recipe, replacing 2 tablespoons of flour with 4 tablespoons of ground flaxseed meal. Mix in 3 tablespoons whole flax seeds to the dough. Combine well. Drop by rounded teaspoonful onto ungreased cookie sheet. Bake as directed by your cookie recipe, minus about 5 minutes baking time, as these overcook easily.

Enjoy!

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breast milk ice cream

Yes. Yes, I really did.

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Although I didn’t at first intend to!

The other day, I followed through on a plan I’d had for a long time: To make my first batch of raw milk butter. So, I did. (Let me know if you want me to blog about that, and I sure can!) It is delicious butter. Yum.

I Tweeted and Facebooked a picture of the raw milk jugs and some of the cream I skimmed off the tops of them. “What am I making?” I asked. Hardly anyone guessed butter, but lots of you thought I was maybe making breast milk ice cream. Probably because a) a shop selling breast milk ice cream has been in the news and b) you thought that was something I would do.

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Well, if you thought that, you were right! I hadn’t been planning to make ice cream with my own milk, but a girl can always change her mind, right?

Right!

So once I was done with the butter, I called our MSC over and we created homemade ice cream. They used raw cow’s milk for theirs. I wanted to make some with my mama milk for Flurry. I would have no had problem at all letting the bigger kids use breast milk for their ice cream, too, if they’d wanted. Except for one thing: I wasn’t going to waste it on them! That sounds terrible, maybe, but my freezer supply of milk is significantly lower now than when I left for Africa, as I wasn’t able to bring home as much as Flurry drank while I was away. The milk in there is for him and him alone. One way or another! Well, I mean, of course a few other people did have a taste of the breast milk ice cream, though we didn’t go as hog wild as Stellan did with his cow’s milk dessert.

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Want to know how to make ice cream using any kind of milk at your own house? Here’s how!

First, skim the cream off the tops of containers, bags, bottles or cups of milk. You can use store bought heavy whipping cream if you don’t have raw milk or breast milk at home.

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With the half gallon glass milk jugs we buy, a few inches of good cream rises to the top. If you look carefully at the above photograph, you can probably see it!

Put the cream in a bowl. Add some sugar and a drop or two of vanilla extract. Stir well. Pour into zipped baggies. I used snack size because I didn’t have enough bigger size options, but I think bigger would be better. Seal the bag very well, squeezing out as much air as you can. Bag again for safety if you want.

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Crush some ice. Mix it with some salt. Fill a larger zipped bag halfway full with ice. Add one of the bags of cream in its sealed bag to the ice. Pour more ice around the sides and top of the cream bag. Seal tightly, getting out as much air as you can.

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Give a bag to each of your children.

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Cover the bags with towels if your kiddos’ hands get too cold (Ours did!).

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For about eight minutes, shake the bags as much as you can. Have the kids knead the cream bag from the outside of the ice bag. Shake, jive, jostle, massage, quake and pound.

In under ten minutes, the cream will have frozen to a lovely consistency. I seriously did not think it would work. But it did!!!

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Enjoy! We all did.

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Red Velvet Snow Pops!

Didja guess? Huh, huh? Didja?

In honor of our dear mother, who used to make Red Velvet Cake once a year, my sister made snow pops out of the crimson cake crumbles.

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Oh my stars. I was in heaven, eating much more than my fair share of the cake pops she brought to our family Christmas last weekend. Her snow pops were the yummiest ones I’ve ever tasted. I am not sure if she drew inspiration from Bakerella’s makes you want to lick your screen website or not. I’m guessing so. I would have asked, just so I’d know. Had I not been too busy, you know, eating.

If you’ve tried following my directions for snow pops right here and have had trouble with the balls sliding down the sticks, here are a few things to try the next time:

Use less frosting.

Make sure the balls are thoroughly chilled, or even frozen, before you dip them.

Add some powdered sugar to the snow pop mixture before making the balls.

Use sticks with a bigger diameter.

Make the balls a little smaller.

Stand on your head while whistling Dixie as you dip the snow pops into the melted chocolate.

Wait. Nevermind about that last one.

But seriously, you could always just lay the pops down to cool on waxed paper and forget the whole perfectly round and symmetrical thing. If I weren’t so darn anal retentive er, I mean annoyingly perfectionistic, rather charmingly firstborn, that might be what I would try next.

Oh! And I almost forgot. I think one of the reasons my sister’s snow pops were so yummy was that instead of using candy melts, she used almond bark. She’s a genius. My husband made some snow pops for friends the other day, and he tried using regular baking chocolate chips. Bad idea. I mean, they were delicious. But they didn’t hold their shape and were were just kind of messy looking. But please don’t tell him I said that.

Anyway. New Year’s Eve is a whole two hours away. If you get to the store now, you can still make some Red Velvet Snow Pops to bring to whatever soiree you’re attending tomorrow! As for me, I’ll be at my dear friend Carrie’s wedding! She and I met when we taught school together in a former life before I was married with children and I’m excited to not only be attending, but also photographing, her big day tomorrow!

Wonder if she’s planning on having snow pops at her reception? I guess only time will tell!

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snow pops

With plenty of white stuff all over the Frozen Tundra, my sweet tooth not looking like it’s taking a winter break and Christmas all but around the corner, I though a rerun of the snow pop post was in order! Especially since I’m spending every ounce of daylight today photographing Atlanta folk and won’t be able to attend to my blog at all. Or to my children, but all five of them have a very fun day ahead with Daddy!

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I plan to make red and green snow pops for Christmas this year and my husband really wants to make some for Big Mac’s birthday in lieu of a cake. Want to whip some up yourself? Here’s how!

As many of you faithful readers know, I am not much of a baker. But I am good at other things. Like crafting cliffhangers for my blog, decorating with turquoise and making children. But I digress. I’m not a baker. This is the point.

I do, however, love to look at baked goodies (and eat them, of course). When my dear friend Alyssa had us all over recently, and she was making adorable treats that she discovered here, I was beyond inspired.

So, I adapted her recipe and have spent the last few days perfecting…snow pops.

Fun. Adorable. Delicious. (Relatively) Easy. Eye Candy. Make Them. Now.

Here’s how I made mine:

First, I baked a chocolate cake, following the directions on the box (No, I am not advertising for anyone in this post. These are just the things I bought at Walmart to make my snow pops!).

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After I baked it, I hunked up the cake and chopped the pieces in my food processor until the cake looked like this:

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I ate a little bit of it. Just to make sure it was okay to eat and wasn’t a bad nut like Veruca Salt on Willy Wonka. It wasn’t.

Then, I made up a batch of cream cheese frosting. Remember when I posted that recipe here? In case you don’t, here it is again. Combine:

8 oz. package cream cheese, softened

6 T. butter, softened

1 t. vanilla

1T. cream (or milk)

3 cups powdered sugar

I added the cream cheese frosting, a half cup at a time, to the cake crumbles (until all the cake was moistened with the frosting and was moldable like dough), combining well with a spatula. But of course you can use a spoon. Or your bare hands. A little more than a cup of frosting worked well for me.

Actually, I added a bit too much, so to offset the frosting heavy mixture, I added about a half cup of rolled oats. But hopefully you won’t do that and won’t need to add the oats. Unless you want to, of course. I rather like how mine turned out with them.

I formed the cake mixture into balls, put them on a plate and refrigerated them.

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While they were chilling, I opened five bags of white chocolate melt-a-ways. Regular chocolate and candy melts would also work fine.

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My husband was cooking venison in the kitchen and he helped me unwrap the individually wrapped white chocolates.

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They looked like slabs of butter when they were unwrapped. Small Fry thought they were “cheeses.” I melted mugs full of the chocolates on medium power in the microwave. Of course you could use a double boiler. I don’t have one. Remember? I don’t bake.

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After they were melted and I stirred them up, I added a few drops of food coloring to each mug.

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Turquoise and raspberry, of course. (Edited in 2010 to add: Last year, these were a sweet hint about the expectant news we were about to announce. Remember?)

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Small Fry thought it was hummus and she “wanted some.” I obliged and let all the kids have some apples wedges and a small bowl of the melted delight to dip them into. They were in heaven and left me alone to work on the snow pops for at least 15 more minutes.

Next, I stuck long, wooden dowels into the chilled balls. One by one, I dipped them into the melted candy.

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Then, I put sprinkles all over the snow pops quickly before the candy started to harden. Adorable!

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The clean up would have to wait until later, for I had snow pop arranging to do!

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And what better place to photograph snow pops

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…than in the snow!

Go ahead and make some…and enjoy! They are actually quite tasty and go over well with anyone under age 20. And also with the over 20 crowd.

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Pumpkin Bars

Pumpkin Bars!

So easy. So delicious. So courtesy of my friend Susanna’s mother-in-law Carol’s family recipe!

Enjoy.

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You’ll need:

4 eggs

2 cups of sugar

2 cups of pumpkin

3/4 cup melted butter

(Mix the above together.)

2 cups flour

2 t. baking powder

1/2 t. cinnamon

1 t. baking soda

(Mix the above together.)

For cream cheese frosting:

8 oz. package cream cheese, softened

6 T. butter, softened

1 t. vanilla

1T. cream (or milk)

3 cups powdered sugar

To make:

Combine the two top mixtures (Not the cream cheese frosting ingredients!). Pour the batter into a greased and floured 15×10 jelly roll pan (cookie sheet).

Bake at 325 degrees for 25 minutes. Cool in pan.

Make the frosting by combining all the frosting ingredients in a bowl. Beat on low with beaters until smooth.

Frost the bars.

Eat!

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Strawberry Brownie Bites

How many licks does it take to get to the center of these bad boys?

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The world may never know.

On Thanksgiving, our MSC munched on these like they were, well, like they were frosted brownies with strawberries on top. I thought the idea was way too cute to not pass along!

Strawberry Brownie Bites

You’ll need:

1 box prepared brownie mix

1 jar of frosting

fresh strawberries

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To prepare:

In a greased mini muffin tin, make the brownies.

Remove, let cool on a wire rack. Frost.

Stick a sucker stick through a strawberry and into a brownie bite. Cover and refrigerate until serving.

Yummy! Cute! Enjoy.

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blueberry popcicles

Nothing says summer like popcicles.

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And nothing says these particular popcicles are not homemade like long, plastic wrappers.

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And nothing says cute like pigtails and cherry ice stained faces.

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An nothing says funky like that awesome bird spigot knob thingy.

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And nothing says I’m too lazy to make things entirely from scratch but I like to kind of make stuff up with ingredients we already have in our house like my recipe for the blueberry popcicles I made recently.

Blueberry Popcicles

4 cups strawberry sherbet, softened

2 cups blueberries

1 cup plain, whole yogurt

1/2 cup prune juice

Blend all ingredients in a blender. Pour into popcicle molds or ice cube tray. Stick popcicle sticks or wooden tongue depressors or even plastic spoons in the popcicles. Freeze. Enjoy (outside, unless you like blue stains in your house)!

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