COMMENTS NOW CLOSED. Stay tuned for the winner later today! Ack! I’m sorry. It’s going to have to be tomorrow! I had a long adventure with the kids this afternoon and I’m pooped! So, I’ll do it tomorrow. Sorry. I can get away with the “I just had a baby” thing still, right? Right!
It’s that time again.
I’ll tell you the real story behind why I took a picture of Small Fry while she was crying in the backyard, holding a key. But first, I want you to name that photo! Give this photograph a catchy title, clever name or apropos caption which shares what you think is going on in this funny picture.
One entry per person, please. Contest ends tomorrow at noon, at which point I’ll shut ‘er down and pick a winner (or two!).
Name away!

























I’m the one that holds the key to my daddy’s heart! Just see these as tears of joy not sorrow.
Dude, Where’s my car? I’m freaking out!!!
The boys locked me out of the house again, but I found the spare key…see?
yes, I did lock the boys in their room and no, I am not giving the key back. A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.
Being the ONLY girl has unlocked so many emotions!
This photoshoot is OVER….now lets get in the car and go, pwweezzz!
Crocodile Tears an’ the key ta’ my heart!
Kinda sounds like a country song.
I really want some pie, but I can’t find a lime!
I am moving out Momma! No more boys, I can’t take anymore.
Being the only sister in this house is so… tired!
“I can toooooo drive!”
What? You don’t like the art I put on the car with the key as my tool? I thought you encouraged us to be creative. Don’t be mad at me, the car looks beautiful now!
But Mom, You told me this was the key to Mcdonald’s where I can go get more Mckflurries!…Mom I want MORE MCKBABIES!!!!
I would call this: “In Retrospect.” She looks a little guilty but adorable.
“I just needed a little piece and quiet… I can’t seem to find any around here! Please! Can I go? Just for a little while? Please? One ride around the yard with John Deer?”
Give me Lachlan or I’m taking the car!!!!!
What??? This isn’t the winning key to the BRAND NEW BARBIE CONVERTIBLE?????
“Small Fries do cry”
I sware, except I don’t, that this was my power wheel!
Mama, I locked my baby Monkey in the car, and I don’t know how to use this key! Help!
No! I said I wanted the key to McFlurry’s heart!
But Mama, WHY can’t I borrow the car?
“But I don’t want to share the key to Daddy’s heart!”
If my momma makes me chop just one more onion, she’s really gonna get it!
It’s tough being a BIG and LITTLE sister!
“Small Cry”
OR
“Small Fry, Big Cry”
You KNOW that MckFlurry’s the key to my heart, not THIS cheap piece of tin!
MckFlurry gave me the key to his heart and you won’t let me hold him.
What kind of world is this that I cannot drive my monkey to the dr. until I am 16 years old?
Oh where Oh where is that cake to make me small again?! I simply can’t fit through the door to get back to Wonderland!
But I have the key to Lachlan’s heart!!
But Mama, I.wanna.driiiiive!
“I don’t care lady… I know this “car is mine… I’ll always know cause it has a nice dent in the… oh. Oops. Stink. I’m in trouble. Mooooooommmmmmmyyyyyyy…..!!!
You can’t have the key to my heart!!
What do you mean I can’t have a baby sister?? Im locking myself in my room forever!
then mckmama said “where are your brothers?” and small fry replied, “i don’t know, am i ALL my brother’s key-pers?”
southern love and prayers from alabama
Mom, did you say what i think you said? Really, No?
”Mommy, I thought I held the key to your heart?!”
“Lalala.. I can’t hearrrr you!”
“Bot Momma, he said I had the key to his heart!”
I’m running away and you can’t stop me!!!
I was following this little white rabbit and I have the key, you see. But I’m afraid that door the little white rabbit ran through, is just too little for me.
“But Mommy….I want to go shopping! Can’t I take the car just this once?!!”
“I climbed up on the counter and took the key too the car so I could drive away with “my baby” but mckmama caught me”
just realized I spelled “too” wrong. Sorry.
” Trying to unlock my imagination Mama, and it’s just not working !!!!!”
Mck-Not Happy Meal
I hold the key to your heart….
“Mama, this is serious. No time for pictures! We’ve got to get home to our babies!”
I think Small Fry is thinking: “MckMama, I are just going to have to unlock McFlurry from your arms so I can hold him again.”
?Well she got MckDaddy’s car & cruised through the hamburger stand now.
Seems she forgot about her hummus like she told her old man now.
And with MckFlurry crying, she’s going as fast as she can now.
But she was having fun, fun, fun until MckDaddy took her T-Bird away!?
The question marks *were* music notes =)
“This is the key to my heart. I’ll give it to Lachlan since he is my baby.”
Escape me? Never!
But I NEED to go to Target!
HELP!!! Someone stole my Barbie mobile car
“But I’m the only girl and daddy said I was special. Why can’t I drive?”
“Mama, I love them but my brothers are DRIVING me crazy! “
“I’m going to see Daddy….he’ll say yes”!!
I’ve had enough of these boys, I am going to the mall…..
Have key will travel…
“But I was only trying to unLACH him momma…”
I love this one!!
I like this one too!
But mama, I want to drive! I’m almost old enough!
“I don’t know which brother to give the key to my heart! I love them all!!”
But Mama, I want to give all my brothers a key to my heart!
Mom where’s the right key to your bedroom door so I can see Lachlan!? I promise I won’t wake him up!
Mommy said she is outta of here and I am in charge. Help!
I did put my big girl panties on! The elastic is stretched and now I’m showing my rear!
(Stolen and cleaned up from my new favorite t-shirt.)
You’ll have to excuse me, I’m feeling cran-KEY!
p.s. Time to remove the word ‘upcoming’ from Small Fry’s side bar profile.
But Mommy, he’s MY baby!
Mom, I get the Benz… You can have the rabbit…
But Mom….why can’t I give Lachlan the key to my heart?
“I got a brand new pair of roller skates, she got a brand new key……”
This is the best!! I have an old daycare mom that will sing this for karaoke and she is great at it! She will even rollerskate on stage! Great caption!
You mess with my Lachlan! You mess with ME!
But MOMMMMMM! I thought if I turned the key in my belly button, I could take out MY very own baby!!!!
Sorry, Princess. Mario is in another castle.
Fry me a river……………
I guess Daddy took the T-bird away…
Why CAN’T we go to Target and try this on some other cars?
it’s not my party but i will still cry if i want too!
Have van, will trav….what? But I’m the mommy!
What? Not till I’m SIXTEEN! Are you SERIOUS??
Mommy, I put the key in right here and these wet things started falling ouf of my eyes…can I water the bales then turn them off?
Mommy, you’re not listening to me!!!