Comments on: out of the mouths of moms

By: Alison M

Alison M — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 19:05:41 +0000

Stop drinking the pee water! That is so gross! -(we were in the splash pool with 3 other kids)
No you cannot drink the bath water either! It has bubbles in it and you’ll get the runs! -(she drank that when we got home and were cleaning up…)
Ugh! Here is YOUR cup, that is a watering can. Please do not drink out of anything other than your own cup!
I just don’t understand…. I now BRING your cup everywhere, including the pool and bathtub, why won’t you just drink regular water… or even juice instead?!?!?

By: denise

denise — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 00:34:37 +0000

the other day my son put his face/mouth on a store window for the 1,000th time. i yelled “AIDEN GET YOUR….oh look paul he didnt even lick the window that time!!!”

By: Mary Ellen

Mary Ellen — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 00:11:59 +0000

These are all so funny!

My latest one: “You may not ride your sister. No, Katie-bug is not a motorcycle. She is a baby, and you may not ride her.”

By: Laura W.

Laura W. — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 10:38:34 +0000

When my oldest son was in preschool (7 years ago), they had a local farmer come in and talk about where our dairy products come from. He brought in some kind of contraption (teaching aid) so he could demonstrate how to milk a cow and all the kids could try.

I happened to be 8 months pregnant with my youngest son at the time.

So that afternoon, as we’re driving 50 mph down the country road, my son is telling me all about how we get milk from cows and asked if the baby will get milk from a cow too. I explained to him that the baby would get milk from me, that God created all mammals with the ability to make milk after they had a baby and that our baby would drink my milk.

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After close to a minute of silence, my sons asks, “Mommy, are you a cow?”

I almost drove off the road laughing!

By: eve

eve — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 22:21:51 +0000

ha ha ha! mommytries that is highlarious

By: Holly

Holly — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 13:55:08 +0000

I was shocked when the following came out of my mouth the other day: “Dan, will you please just let your baby sister look at your poop so she’ll stop crying about it?”

Um. Yeah.

By: Leesa

Leesa — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 04:27:21 +0000

No! Now your balls are going to smell like fish!

My son threw some balls into a bowl of water that had fish thawing.

That is something I never thought I would have to say!

By: Beth

Beth — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 01:08:50 +0000

Oh My Goodness! I haven’t laughed that hard in a LONG time! THANK YOU!

By: Dianne

Dianne — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 20:55:06 +0000

I was outside with my 4 yr son recently when I realized that there WAS fresh poop in the dirt driveway. (And we don’t have any pets.) When I asked him about it, he reminded me that last year, Daddy dug a hole for him in the dirt when he suddenly had the need for a BM when we were way out in the “middle of nowhere” at his uncle’s property in a very rural area. So, I had to explain to him that under NO circumstances is he to ever go poops in the yard or driveway again when there is a potty just inside the house. We live in a fairly busy area – I just hope no one saw him pooping in our driveway!

By: susan najera

susan najera — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 20:46:07 +0000

this might be my favorite one of the bunch. “no i will not wait with you” hahahaha